Welcome to the first installment of the Craption contest. I want to see what kind of crap you guys can come up with! The winner, as chosen by me and a few very trusted comrades, will win a 16 x 20 print of their choice from 'The Store' or almost any of the other photos on the site.

Here's what you do:
1. Look at the photo below.
2. Think hard.
3. Think real hard.
4. Write a caption in the comment section below.
5. No vulgar, overly offensive or politically incorrect language please! Use your common sense. If you don't have any don't worry because I get to approve all comments before they are posted.
6. You must fill in your real FULL NAME and EMAIL. This is NOT OPTIONAL even though it says it is. Without this info, your caption will not be submitted.
7. Forward this to as many friends as you can so we can get some funny dialog going!
8. Check back regularly as new captions will be posted daily..........(I hope).

Here is the photo:



I'll get you started with a caption of my own:

"Fuck My Life."