His name is Robert Paulson.

Well, not really. The winner of the first ever Craption Contest is............

David Salmons. His winning comment: "I'll smile when you give me a drink and a hooker, otherwise.....fuck off."

Way to go. You won me over with your ability to come very close to being over the line without going over it. And you somehow found my weakness for using booze and hookers in the same sentence. Nothing like cheap low brow humour I say.

I do not have David's email for some reason so hopefully he will contact for his prize. If you know him, let him know he won please.

It seems like everyone took the CRAP part of Craption and really went with it. Thanks everyone for your bathroom humour. Next month we'll strive for something a little more mature hopefully.

Honourable mention goes to Rodger Obley for his caption below. He also has a pretty cool blog so check it out. http://rodgerobley.blogspot.com/

"TacoBell for breakfast was NOT a good choice.. Pinch the cheeks, just pinch the cheeks"

The next CAPtion contest will be in the coming weeks. The prize will likely be one of my new, signature, private label, limited edition AIRHOLE shred masks which won't be in stores till the fall.

In the meantime. Here's something to practice your next caption writing skills with. Sammy Lubeke, pro snowboarder and very funny guy before the gold medal hockey game between Canada and the USA. Bless his soul, he had no idea what was about to go down...........